tastefullyoffensive:

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plantkitten:

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

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nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

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grrrlfever:

my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

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obamasbigblacktoe:

I TOOK A SHIT

obamasbigblacktoe:

I TOOK A SHIT

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chemical-dragon:

travishl87:

The world is weird, man. Weird and kinda beautiful.

these are amazing

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Temperature was great for a paddle today. Little bit windy, but that just makes me work harder 👍 It’s nice to just get out on the water for a little bit.

Temperature was great for a paddle today. Little bit windy, but that just makes me work harder 👍 It’s nice to just get out on the water for a little bit.

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lolzpicx:

How I do my cardio 

lolzpicx:

How I do my cardio 

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